Poor child. As you can see, most vegetarians don't even have enough energy to dress themselves in the morning. Your gift of only a few dollars a day can help Alicia Silverstone buy a decent hamburger and get her life (and career) back. Operators are standing by.
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darling needs some iron - anemia is a bitch.
-Yes, Photoshop works wonders.
-Of all the slogans to copy... and don't you love how the ad appropriated the AA slogan?
-sex- check. drugs (alcohol)- check. But... where's the reference to rock and roll?
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I am Alex Leonard, and I am a
Vegetarian
Each day, when I awake I fear I may not make it to the breakfast table. I only have enough energy to strip naked and collapse on our lawn. The neighbours would prefer it if:
I was Alicia Silverstone
(then they wouldn't have to see my pasty-white overly-hairy body every day)
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I mean, what are they trying to say. Become a vegetarian and you too can lounge around naked because you'll feel comfortable in your now perfectly toned and photoshopped body to do so?
PETA hates animals (and vegetables, who apparently have no rights) almost as much as David Gest hates sunlight.