36 posts tagged “funny”

I snapped in the elevator on my way home tonight. That's 11 logos by my count.

Once again, there's Heino. See even more here. Merry Christmas my Vox friends.

Via Found in Mom's Basement.

Is this a book entitled Stone Cold by some guy named David Baldacci? Or is this a book entitled David Baldacci by famous author Stone Cold Steve Austin? Someone please let me know.

Keep your eyes and ears on Ozzy. Hilarious. StSanders is a genius.

September 12, 1940

• Pick up more braunschweiger (Yum!)

• Send postcard to Hilde

• DON'T FORGET—Opera Tickets!!!

• Take brown shoes to get repaired

• Flowers for mum

 

Yesterday, Chuck Norris made news by endorsing Mike Huckabee for president. Over on Twitter, I used the occasion to create a whole new category of Chuck Norris jokes. Enjoy...

Mike Huckabee got two huge endorsements today. One from Chuck Norris' left bicep, and one from Chuck Norris' right bicep.

A Chuck Norris endorsement is worth 173 electoral college votes. One for each muscle in his beard.

With his endorsement, Chuck Norris will help Huckabee carry the state of Texas. Literally.

Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee because he trusts the man as far as he can throw him. And that's a long way.

Chuck Norris says our health care system is broken. Because he broke it with an upper hook.

With a single roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris can send the Electoral College back to grade school.

Chuck Norris would never run for president. Because Chuck Norris never runs. He only dive rolls.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Anything But Women

Via Ads of the World

This scene is actually funnier in Dutch, if you ask me.

Via ArdiXIV on Twitter.