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Yesterday, Chuck Norris made news by endorsing Mike Huckabee for president. Over on Twitter, I used the occasion to create a whole new category of Chuck Norris jokes. Enjoy...
Mike Huckabee got two huge endorsements today. One from Chuck Norris' left bicep, and one from Chuck Norris' right bicep.
A Chuck Norris endorsement is worth 173 electoral college votes. One for each muscle in his beard.
With his endorsement, Chuck Norris will help Huckabee carry the state of Texas. Literally.
Chuck Norris is endorsing Mike Huckabee because he trusts the man as far as he can throw him. And that's a long way.
Chuck Norris says our health care system is broken. Because he broke it with an upper hook.
With a single roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris can send the Electoral College back to grade school.
Chuck Norris would never run for president. Because Chuck Norris never runs. He only dive rolls.
